Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Durrgah's poem
Credits to DurrgahCredits to me for typing :P
(Words in brackets are my own comments)
Andrew hangs out a lot with his friends,
I wonder who is his girlfriend?
Bernard is famous in this school,
He don't mind although he gets a lot of scolds.
Bharani, the tall guy in class,
I wonder how he can fit in the class?
Bryan kononnya pengawas,
Tetapi dialah joker dalam kelas.
Harjeet looks smart in his glasses,
Teachers don't know he talks during their classes.
(So damn true)
Iqmal dreams everyday about someone in his mind,
I am sure he will find.
(??)
Joshua, the tallest and sometimes annoying guy,
But he is a cute guy.
Li Xian concentrates on his studies,
But he goes crazy when he's with his buddies.
Ryan, the guy who is as thin ass a paper,
Aways does something with blank papers.
(Ya lah!!! Everything call me to show me what he do with BLANK PAPERS)
Muzzafar always get good names,
Mus is his nickname.
Choon Yu, the chubbiest boy,
Always get name as 'smart boy'
Partiban, si dia tang bermata besar,
Berangan-angan nak jadi superstar.
Rishikesh always shuffles on the floor,
Have you ever seen him ponteng before?
Samueal, always with his hair long,
He won't ever cut no matter how long.
Satiya, the guy who walks like gangster,
I wonder how would he be in the future?
Trishulan with the squeaky voice,
But one day he'll have a nice voice.
GIRLS
Jia Lin goes crazy sometimes,
But get straight A's in her report card all the time.
Eline pendiam and peramah,
Sedikit pun tak berbalah.
Eunice has drawing fever
When she holds a pencil, no one could stop her.
(Li Xian commented that he'll break her pencil if cannot stop, lolz)
Pui Yee is pro at Mandarin,
But her ambition is to be Avril Lavigne.
(Don't believe this. Durrgah couldn't rhyme the words)
Izza flies up in the sky,
Looking down for the right guy.
Jan Marie, gelarannya penolong kelas,
But most of the time, she's the Ketua Kelas.
Lynn Lee Wan Yee namanya panjang,
But still someone calls her sayang.
(Everyone pointed at Bernard and torturing him. Poor guy :P)
Ei-Leen has a wonderful smile,
But one scream and we'll go deaf for a while.
F arzana has talent in basketball,
She makes sure no one would get the ball.
Sumaeya has a haircut like Rihanna,
I wonder does she have an umbrella?
(Di bawah payung, payung...:P)
Fazira buka tudung tidak pernah,
How long is her hair ah?
Shaira wounds boys wearing her shades,
In our class, she's known as the class babe.
(Wakaka, I so special. Get a paragraph for my own XD)
Lee Chen is friendly and has great taste,
she'll turn to donuts always
(erm...???)
The End.
BTW, I realized 'Aamil isn't in the poem, so I'll make my own one.
'Aamil is called Ah Meow,
I wonder if he ever meows?
Okay, bye~
Lee Chen